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grabbing handles

by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015
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Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.
Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.
by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024
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power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.
I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!
by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016
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Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking
I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016
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Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible
I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.
by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024
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Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023
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this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit ๐Ÿ’”
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi ๐Ÿ’”
by Ethski April 13, 2025
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