Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

grandma

Parent's mother.

Grandma.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

young grandma

A girl who is youthful and cute with the same aesthetic as a sweet old lady in despite of not looking or being old.

Katie is such a young grandmaI love her so much

by TheBestestLover March 2, 2024

grandma-oke

when a grandma is doing karaoke in front of a group of people espically the grandkids

grandma-oke is when cool hip grandma is singing karaoke with her grandkids to modern music

by Alex Gramberg October 20, 2008

Grandma

a person witch dementia who only live to clean and cook they are very wrinkly even the "vagina" and the "buttocks"

jimmy: whoa ur grandma has a very wrinkly pussy and buttocks

greg: thanks

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 17, 2023