Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

by Death boi January 20, 2019

eck fucking scuse me!

An exclamation used to express frustration towards someone

Person 1: *extremely focused, playing shooter*
Person 2: you forgot something
Person 1: *dies in game* ECK FUCKING SCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU. DERAIL MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT

by I'm a swirly thing January 27, 2018

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 16, 2017

Let me fuck

Jonathan:sandy let me fuck you fam

Sandy:no jonathan fuck off

Yo fam can you let me fuck you like real quick

by That_onekidyt October 06, 2020

i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

by MrWeldon February 06, 2018

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 02, 2009

stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

by its me you know November 22, 2020