Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

by Death boi January 20, 2019

eck fucking scuse me!

An exclamation used to express frustration towards someone

Person 1: *extremely focused, playing shooter*
Person 2: you forgot something
Person 1: *dies in game* ECK FUCKING SCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU. DERAIL MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT

by I'm a swirly thing January 26, 2018

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017

Let me fuck

Jonathan:sandy let me fuck you fam

Sandy:no jonathan fuck off

Yo fam can you let me fuck you like real quick

by That_onekidyt October 6, 2020

i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK billy

by LàDams November 3, 2022