Skip to main content

Farmer

1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis
1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.
by hototreeyay April 25, 2015
mugGet the Farmer mug.

myspace fame

Since the popularity explosion of myspace, some have descovered it's therapeutic benefits as well as just it's social networking capabilities.

It's common to find many kids, usually the less attractive ones (for some reason most of them have big noses :S) with low self esteem, using "whore trains" such as 'Tons of Adds' to generate thousands of myspace friend requests from unknown people. This then gives the illusion that they are somehow amazingly popular with some having upwards of 50,000 "friends".

Once their friend list is big enough, it's then up to their inflated ego to do the rest aka page editing, picture captions etc. They entertain the idea that they are famous due to the ammount of "friends" they have and start acting like they are a celebrity.

Their page will often say or contain all or most of the following things

1) OmgZ all You Haterz arE jUst making Me FaMouS!

2) 1% of people add me to send hatemail, the other 99% add me to worship me

3) Put me on your page! (With html code linking a photo of him/her back to their page)

4) Their whole way of talking will be made to sound humble, yet extremly arrogant at the same time. eg: "A lot of people out there think i'm some big celebrity, i'm really not :)"

5)They will usually have created their own myspace music account so that the myspace music player on their profile will feature their name

6)They are usually fairly sloppy with their html code and they're page will usually be pages long and take forever to load. It's not uncommon for many to have 2 or 3 different embedded songs start playing at once

7)Their picture captions will usually always say something like "People love taking photos of me" or "how on earth did this pic get to 4734537 comments?" (see rule 4)

8)Their pictures will nearly always have their friend ID typed over it, as well as their myspace name in some nice cursive font.

9)There will ALWAYS be a small section saying how hatemail doesnt matter and how it only makes their head get bigger.

10)Considering how many friends their accounts sometimes have, it's always funny to look at the number of comments they have in comparison. If they have about 50,000 friends, then it's probable for them to have sub 2000 comments. While most people who have a friend list of around 500 will have over 2000 comments because people actually want to talk to them.

They don't realise that even the MOST famous myspace celbrities aka Tila Tequila or Jeffree Starr are not even D grade celebrities in real life and 95% of the general population are not even aware they exist.

Just laugh at a distance at anyone who thinks or claims or have myspace fame - usually the unattracive and the down syndrome. Sending them hatemail just makes their retarded brains think they are more important. However, if they have their comments as visible, leaving some comments filled with pictures from moid.org is good aswell =
Person 1: Hahaha you think your famous?
Person with "myspace fame": Omg all you h8ers are just making me famous!
Person 1: I'm just using a logical argument to point out the fact that you have no reason at all to have any sort of self esteem
Person with "myspace fame": Your just jealous haha, it's so obvious. I have WAY more friends than you!
Person 1: And how many of them do you actually know?
Person with "myspace fame":.....*slits wrist*
by Tom_Anderson July 20, 2008
mugGet the myspace fame mug.

Tree Farmer

A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).
"Wow Man! Did you see me hit the jump?"
"Yeah, you almost left the ground! Fucking Tree Farmer"
by Nad April 23, 2004
mugGet the Tree Farmer mug.

fudge farmer

The guys from Brokeback Mountain are nothing but a couple of fudge farmers
by t4e January 10, 2007
mugGet the fudge farmer mug.

Farmer Strong

1. A person who doesn't look strong, but is actually extremely strong.
2. Claiming your strong without being noticeably strong.
1. After working outside today, i swear I'm farmer strong.
2. Alex E says he is farmer strong.
by urbandictlovaaaa April 27, 2009
mugGet the Farmer Strong mug.

skooma flame

a mix of skooma and baluma flame. creates a narcotic so motherfucking strong that you will literally shit out shit with asses on those pieces of shit to shit out more shit until your shitting out microscopic motherfucking shit.
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTNUGGETWHORESLUTSHIT. I JUST FUCKING SMOKED SOME SKOOMA FLAME. I NEED TO TAKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DUMP NOW.
by retardestbitch January 20, 2011
mugGet the skooma flame mug.

Flame Licker

A person of both african and latino descent. They usually act odd, hump random things, and many people refer to them as crack heads.
Darryl is such a crack head, but i guess that's just your average flame licker.
by Racial Slur Database November 5, 2010
mugGet the Flame Licker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email