sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world

"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

im geting expelled yeet

bro im geting expelled for puting a close pin in a girls hair

idk im geting expelled yeet

by komjniubnjkml March 20, 2019

Trans-Europe Express

Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
Leave Paris in the morning with T.E.E.
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

In Vienna we sit in a late-night cafe
Straight connection, T.E.E.
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

From station to station
Back to Düsseldorf City
Meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

by Death Menace March 1, 2023

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

mexican expresso

A sex position in which cactus skin full of spikes is wrapped around the males penis, and inserted in the females vagina. extremely painfull for both partys

Dude, that girl let me gave her a mexican expresso, she didnt even moan

by mufasa22 August 9, 2009

Siberian Express

A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.

I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.

by GU NIT March 9, 2012

Tiramisu (Expression)

Tiramisu is a non-food related term used under two different circumstances. Firstly, it can be used to express your sincerity in any given situation. Usually used when one wishes to convey a true level of genuineness in their actions, words, behaviours without any ill intention or intent to play with others emotions. Generally, it is used both in question and answer form. It can also be expressed when one desires to give their word to someone. So instead of saying, “I give you my word”, one would replace it with “Tiramisu”.The derivation of such term usage arises from the fact that Tiramisu is a bona-fide and sweet desert.

Secondly, 'Tiramisu' is voiced when one wishes to indicate a feeling of being misunderstood by another. It is connected to the previous definition but the conditions under which it is used differs. Under this circumstance, an individual would say 'tiramisu' when they feel their genuineness and honesty is in question. The use of this term in such a context came about when a young Spanish child by the name of TIRA felt MISUndertood by a close relative. Their English skills were underdeveloped at that time so they expressed their feeling by saying 'Tira Misu'.

Eg. 1
Answer form -
individual: “I was thinking of purchasing an autotuning microphone for your birthday so we can play karaoke without having to worry about our screechy voices”
questioner: “Really? No, you said that 25 months, 2 weeks, 5 days and 8 hours ago but we are still microphoneless.
Individual: “No really! I've been saving up! Tiramisu”

Question form -
person 1: “The casserole you made for dinner last night was delicious.”
person 2: “Tiramisu?”
person 1: “Of course, I mean it.”

Eg. 2
Neil Armstrong: “I went to space, visited the moon, put an American Flag on it then came back to earth”
Person: “No way, you couldn't have. You're just trying to gain publicity and make cash so you can buy those expensive cowboy boots you always wanted”
Neil Armstrong: “Tiramisu.... Tiramisu. I honestly went to the moon and came back.”

Tiramisu (Expression)

by expressions_tiramisu August 31, 2010