Eli eagan

Best at everything and is a goat

Eli Eagan was such a goat

by Billy bobtail January 28, 2018

Eli

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope

“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate

by kashew_ng February 23, 2024

Eli

Hilarious tall, funny, hot, amazing, one of a kind. He will make you laugh and smile and blush without even trying. he will make some jokes you don’t always like and will never give you gum just his gum wrappers but he’s an amazing friend who is just looking for a girl. He is somewhat flirtatious even if you dating his friends. His smile is to die for it’ll light up your world. every time he catches you looking at him he will smirk and you can’t help but blush and look away smiling. he’s dangerous to be around because you will just want to fall in love with him but you can’t.

Omg did you see the way eli looked at me!???

by life_is_good September 14, 2021

eli

Sex god, usually packing 6+ inches. Pulls bitches whenever he wants. Wanted by all females.

Girl 1: Hey I heard eli had sex with that one thot at school

Girl 2: Yea, eli is a sexgod he will leave class even if it jeopardizes his grades just to fuck.

by yrgmafia July 20, 2021

eli

really cool but really gay. in love with a white man for no reason. mean in a good way (aka lynx but non-black)

“who’s eli?”
“the reason poc solidarity can exist”

by outrotamaki July 23, 2021

Elie

A very sexy woman that will turn you on without using a key. Has really nice body and booty. Elie is a perfect girl for you. One of the funniest people in the world you can ever meet. She relates to 3 words: sexy, funny, perfect.

I love you Elie!

by YouKnowMe818 March 13, 2017

Elis

Definition of manlines, manly amongst younger 05 and 06 people. He can drink beer faster than you can drink water. He does not show feelings, but his cock will make you scream.

Random 05:a: Dude Elis is such a ginger.
Random 06:a: Yes.

by Promlg69 November 29, 2021