egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 18, 2018

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 2, 2022

Vagina Egg

When you queef and the do a frontal followthrough

Looks like a Kinder Egg without the toy but with all the surprise

Becky: Hahaha Ive just queefed...........oh wait something else came out too

Sophie: Thats a vagina egg!!!

by Miniman90320 August 6, 2011

shirred eggs

Eggs that are cracked into a ramekin dish and baked until the yolks slightly harden. They are seasoned with salt, pepper, and cream is drizzled while baking to keep them from drying.

Shirred eggs make fried eggs look like Mario Batali. Greasy.

by Chef Basco September 5, 2007

checkin the egg

A girl doing stuff with herself, the girl version of flickin the bean

Jessica was checkin the egg yesterday night

by Logan's mom May 12, 2015

Doking eggs

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017