Edward Cullen

Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018

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Edward Moody

The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned

I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night

by Edthepussybitch March 21, 2017

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Edward Cullen

The most beautiful man on earth and is also in the movies and books of twilight which I love and some people say that they hate twilight but they are just mad mad because hey are not Bella Swan who is Edwards true love so if some bitch tells you that twilight is not good just ignore them

girl 1:edward Cullen is perfect
girl2:i know

by LOLLOVE123 May 13, 2017

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