Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

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instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021

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Please don’t hold your poop it will make you throw up from shit.
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!

by Leon1023 July 6, 2022

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diarrhea cum

The act of cumming profusely because of some hot shit

“Damn shawty don’t come around here w all that ass you gon make me diarrhea cum.”

by t.ri.stan February 1, 2022

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diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.

Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!

by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017

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