Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
The final edge session before the end of NNN. Has the potential to destroy one's NNN streak on the last day.
by DoggoMnx December 04, 2024
It is the act of edging in very dangerous circumstances. Masturbating until the moments before climax at a volcano, on a plane or in your parent's bathroom may be considered the "edge of doom".
by Dapo Elteste November 16, 2023
Dr. Fauci was on the news doom-s’plaining was by we need to be vigilant about Covid.
The weather person doom-s’plained the affects of the icy weather on the roads.
The weather person doom-s’plained the affects of the icy weather on the roads.
by Kris Marie February 15, 2021
Someone who relentlessly watches the same TV series or show over and over again on a "loop of doom" until they can recite the entire script off memory, whilst simultaneously claiming that all current TV offerings are sub-par and not worthy of their attention.
Friend of Doom Looper; Have you seen that new show on Netflix that just came out?
Doom Looper; Nah, it sucks.
Friend of Doom Looper; But you havent seen it?
Doom Looper; I'm currently watching "The Office" for the 645th time.
Friend of Doom Looper; You're a Doom Looper.
Doom Looper; Nah, it sucks.
Friend of Doom Looper; But you havent seen it?
Doom Looper; I'm currently watching "The Office" for the 645th time.
Friend of Doom Looper; You're a Doom Looper.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
by bitchcanthandle March 29, 2016
Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.
by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024