Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

by Super00sucker July 26, 2022

diarrhea

Diarrhea is the tastiest snack you could possibly consume. I have no regrets of the diarrhea i have eaten today. You have to eat the delicious snack.

" DIARRHEA IS THE BEST"

by Diarrhea the 4th July 29, 2020

Diarrhea

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.

Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!

Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!

by Happy shit month May 30, 2022

Diarrhea

diarrhea is you're poop but it become liquid for example you can get diarrhea from eating too spicy

Dude my stomach hurt so much i think i have diarrhea

by TAL104 June 28, 2023

diarrhea labor

The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.

Step on the gas, diarrhea labor has hit. It's coming now!

by Hayhayrene September 3, 2018

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

Diarrhea

Sum really gud stuff hehehh

David: YOO DUDE I JUST HAD REALLY BAD DIARRHEA
Rina: DAS SUM GUD STUFF

by Hiyuhhhh May 7, 2018