red diarrhea

when diarrhea red

person: yo whassup man i just had red diarrhea
friend: yo that sick

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

diarrhea

1. Noun A gastrointestinal disorder characterized by frequent and very fluid or watery bowel movements.

2. Noun (chiefly,US,UK) The watery or very soft excrement that comes from such bowel movements.

Never eat spoiled food because it will give you diarrhea.

by Rosie Smiths May 10, 2021

diarrhea

if you gen. don't know what this is, basically it's (usually) brown dookie that's liquidy

Person 1: gg gotta go to bed

— NEW CONVO —
Person 2: had some monster diarrhea 2day
Person 1: why would i need to know that 😭🙏

by pseudonym_error404:notfound January 30, 2025

Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.

Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.

by CHILIMONGER August 26, 2022

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

red diarrhea

very good and yummy and healthy and also red and painful to have

dude: yo i just had some red diarrhea
friend: nice man
friend: *has red diarrhea*

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020