Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

crank that merry-go-round

To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.

"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."

by 100 beers war April 21, 2008

Crank dat Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this (oh)
Watch me crank it, watch me (roll)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that (oh)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy), now watch

Crank Dat Soulja Boy when we live in a society (top 10 peter griffin moments, funny edition, try not to laugh epic fortnite montage)

by diccnball October 8, 2020

Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

crank it up and rip the knob off

An 80's term meaning to crank up the volume on a boombox and rip the knob off so nobody can turn it down.

Boombox: (song starts playing)
Guy: This is my favorite! Crank it up and rip the knob off!

by Amethyst Watermelon September 5, 2016

Crank 2: High Voltage

A movie that is quite possibly as awesome as Twilight.

Some Guy: "Hey, did you see Twilight?
Some Guy 2: "Yeah."
Some Guy: "Did you see Crank 2: High Voltage?"
Some Guy 2: "Yeah."
Some Guy: "Which did you like better?"
Some Guy 2; I liked both the same because they were so awesome!"

by PooBreeze April 17, 2009