Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.

Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah

by The_facts March 27, 2019

clevelands

Similarly to “Benjamins” being used as lingo for 100 dollar bills, the term “Clevelands” is a“slang” or “street” name, that can be used to casually or discretely reference a sum of, or multiples of $1,000 dollars. The name “Cleveland” comes from the president who was pictured on the $1,000 bill, Grover Cleveland.

I just saved 5 Clevelands on a new car.

Someone threw a baseball thru my living room window...this is going to cost me at least 2 Clevelands.

I’ll give you a Cleveland for that fill in the blank right now!

by Jeff Seattle October 9, 2020

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Cleveland Z

This isn't your grandma's tetris piece. A Cleveland Z is best enjoyed face up and legs up. Open wide because here comes the Z train.

Dudes, it's a bunch of dudes doing things to your butt. One of the guy's name is Zed.

See also: Rhode Island Z

My hiney is ready for the Cleveland Z.

by Hobert Rarison December 6, 2022

Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.

I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.

by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020

Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023