Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017

Chucked a Baz

To be scatty and unorganised such as forgetting to put a top on in the morning before going to work.

Awww man, I chucked a Baz, I'm not wearing anything today.

by Shanina999 October 23, 2012

Peeping Chuck

Pretending to be active pounding out a text, playing games or the like on your smartphone when in actuality your in the camera setting and taking a snapshot of an unsuspecting individual.

While sitting at the bar the bartender leaned over to wash some glasses and I snapped a peeping chuck.

by q11111q January 15, 2016

chuck dust it

to sprint really fast for a short distance but enough to get away, especially away from trouble. Can also be used to ride/drive very fast.

shit the ball hit the window every one chuck dust it!

i saw the bully so i chuck dusted it round the corner

If i miss the bus today i will have to chuck dust it to school

by barneysbrocode August 19, 2020

Chucking a chandy

When you end up drunk driving after a night out even thought you promised yourself and the boys you wouldn’t

Person 1 “how are you getting home”
Person 2 “ just chucking a chandy”
Person 1 “mate!!!”

by Blokes on blokes June 21, 2020

Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013

Keyless Chuck

A homeless person named Chuck. Or a nickname you can give to a homeless person if you do not know their name. This word is also a part of a Cordless Drill (Drill Motor).

Hey Rob, do you see that homeless guy holding the “Work for Food” sign? His name is Keyless Chuck.

by Hairy Castle October 5, 2016