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chonga

live mostly in miami
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops
-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2007
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Ching Chongin'

Term used when somebody is but not limited to: bullshittin you, flipping out, being utterly ridiculous, or pussying out....
"Man, I don't know if I can smoke another bowl right now."

"Come on, your straight up ching chongin' me bruh"
by zzzzoyos March 30, 2009
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Ching Chong

This is what a Racist Mofo uses to Describe how Chinese or Asian people in General Sound. It is a Very Racist term and they should be cancelled immediately on the Popular social media website called “Twitter.com”
Person 1: Hello, do you know where China Town is?

Person 2: No, go back to your own country Ching Chong.
by IPostDefinitionsIGuess2244 October 20, 2020
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Ching Chang Chong

The sounds pots and pans make when tossed or smacked together, NOT to be used to insult a Chinese person. If you want to do that, talk about eating cats and dogs instead rather than saying and overused insult.
Jerry: "Hey Xiu! Ching Chang Chong!"
Xiu: "Shut the fuck up Jerry you Macdonalds hairline having fuck."
by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
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chenga

a male's ding a ling
Wowww you have such a huge chenga!
by benny trey May 31, 2018
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Chonger

You’ve got a big chonger Dr Pittstix
by TrouserBoys4312 October 25, 2018
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chengyu

A person who is always dumb or fat, no exceptions
He is such a chengyu
by Iiiiiu February 14, 2022
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