A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends
by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025
Get the Carson morfordmug. a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
Get the carsonmug. by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. by liljje April 4, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.
Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson! He always lies to make himself look cooler.
by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024
Get the Carson!mug. by fahad hossain May 17, 2019
Get the Carson Mcleanmug.