Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021

Carson

A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.

Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies

Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it

by Anonymous1365 May 7, 2018

Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian

Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*

by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson

Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.

Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"

by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023

carson

stupid,gay,weird and short

carson is stupid,gay,weird and short

by wifenlooof September 15, 2022

Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.

You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.

by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019