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The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013
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Rachel's Curse

A curse of where people you love, like, are like family to you, or are your best friends move away either literally or spiritually.
My boyfriend Daniel is moving away, I hate my Rachel's Curse.
by Dustywhisker September 30, 2013
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Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
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Big footed curse

We knew he was larger than most. His hands and feet were evident of that, but he never stopped growing the big footed curse took affect only at age 9. His hands and feet became grotesquely disproportion to the rest of his body
by Xyyguy May 25, 2023
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Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
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Suite Curses

“Suite Curses was so good.”
Something wicked comes your way.”
by cabrarakt June 2, 2023
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The Rosé Curse

The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.
The Rosé curse working double time

Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.

The Rosé curse finally came through
by Theodore Parker June 5, 2023
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