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Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"
"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"
by Krumira February 13, 2022
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Coconut Cracker

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."
by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024
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Coconut

When youre high on concaine and you give head until they nut. You become a coconut.
I need to get off. Find me a coconut. Those chicks are a done deal.
by MelMelJo March 30, 2021
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coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE
i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city
by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022
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Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it
"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."
by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023
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Shea + Coconut

The most affordable skincare brand on the market you didn't know you needed. Think dry hands with something that actually works, and maintains moisture for hours, but not overpriced. Subscribe to their monthly boxes and keep your hands and feet from having to go through the pain of being ashy and dry every month. Everything you needed in a skincare product - for the fraction of the cost. The smartest way to stay smoothed all day.
I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.
by ashfree November 25, 2021
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