by peabodyandsherman January 05, 2024
A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022
When that one friend always talks about leaving the east coast for the west coast, with out a game plan or sufficient funds
by Moneyman206 May 10, 2018
by Emmy Stevens October 28, 2020
A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
Oakland Clarke is so hot
by Ballabags123 December 19, 2022
A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 10, 2024