Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
by Noob skin November 23, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)
by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025
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by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021
Get the Carsonismmug. by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. Ken Carson often referred to teen x, goomba, and daddy. He is the greatest rapper to touch the planet.
by Kenneth_carson.X November 29, 2023
Get the Ken carsonmug. this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
by D Slayer please have my kids March 2, 2022
Get the Carson Gmug. 