A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!
Juan is Bryan!
Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
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He think he slick and likes to mis type allot. LOL
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