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Bong Lipstick

When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...
Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."
by Fled_Nanders May 2, 2013
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Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
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Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
by Robert Robert May 18, 2021
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Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.
by Killerzeek October 14, 2017
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Bing bong

A phrase used to mock corrupt individuals who have exposed themselves as such, thus showing you are aware of their open and blatant corruption.
Ken: I heard GameStop went down this week
Jamie: Bing Bong the Price is Wrong!
by KieranGhost92 December 20, 2021
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Choder Bong

Those wide mouthed bongs that make it feel like your sucking a Choder penis.
I passed the big wide Choder Bong over to my friend for a Choder Bong Hit.
by Stripclubdeej June 14, 2011
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Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.
Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.
by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020
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