Used by older groups of swingers
when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands
B. Women would hug each other
C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock
( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands
B. Women would hug each other
C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock
( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
Get the Handshake Blowjobmug. Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
Get the walking blowjobmug. Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it
"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
by Travair January 13, 2022
Get the British Blowjobmug. When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.
Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016
Get the Swimmer's blowjobmug. “Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
Get the colonial blowjobmug. by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021
Get the Blowjob nailsmug. by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020
Get the Blowjob Barbaramug.