Used by older groups of swingers
when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands
B. Women would hug each other
C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock
( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands
B. Women would hug each other
C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock
( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
Get the Handshake Blowjobmug. Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
Get the walking blowjobmug. by ComradeJames January 9, 2021
Get the horse blowjobmug. by Belkster March 13, 2016
Get the Blowjob securitymug. Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it
"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
by Travair January 13, 2022
Get the British Blowjobmug. When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.
Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016
Get the Swimmer's blowjobmug. “Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
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