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Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
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Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
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Bastard Gonk

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017
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Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018
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Yanky bastard

An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags
You yanky bastard if you say soccer again will stab ur fat cunt in you prick
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.
Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it
by viddie July 16, 2008
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