by mamamopogi March 12, 2021
Get the Bryan Momentmug. 0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
Get the Clarity Momentmug. A moment in which a person become extremely emo and pooey. In these moment a person may experience quoting emo quotes or participating in "am i emo" quizes. When we all know, yes you are an emo
Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"
Person B- "ellie moment..."
Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"
Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"
Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"
Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
Person B- "ellie moment..."
Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"
Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"
Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"
Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
by fartbollocks March 13, 2022
Get the Ellie momentmug. That was a snailboles moment.
by gamer42000000000000000 April 23, 2020
Get the snailboles momentmug. Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long
by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008
Get the Chocolate Momentmug. An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.
Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.
John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?
Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.
John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?
Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.
John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009
Get the A Madden Momentmug.