Alice highschool

Crack and the cartels are the only things this place is known for. If You thought Aransas pass was bad wait until you walk in on an illegal banging your wife for a green car. This is the only place where the hookers are cheaper then the McDonald's dollar menu.

I once got a cheap blowjob in Alice highschool... bitch used fucking teeth.

by Gayanalsex March 27, 2024

Alice

Alice is crazy, funny and an amazing friend. She can be possessive sometimes and a bit stubborn. If she doesn’t like someone she lets them know. Alice is gorgeous and any guy would be lucky to have her. She is the most loyal person ever and will always be by your side.

Guy 1: I’m going to ask out Alice

Guy 2: Sorry dude, she’s taken

by pseudonympepsi123 November 3, 2019

To alice

Ordering giant amounts of food but eating only a little bit and letting your friends finish the rest.

Man, I'm stuffed. He managed to alice when he ordered dinner and left us to finish all the food.

by Cantankerous Bastard December 21, 2021

Filthy Alice

Alice is filthy.

Sorry Alice.

“ your such a filthy Alice”

by Non-filthy bon July 28, 2023

Alice Meade

Is a small little person whose idol is Megan hamilton and she also worries a lot about her GCSEs but we should all just say fuck it who needs GCSEs

Alice Meade wears glasses

by Maria Trainor May 16, 2019

Alice D

A girl who’s strong but when Jack Brown is around she’s with him. She loves men like Jack Brown.

“she’s such an alice D

by Filamea Roberto December 31, 2017

Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.

Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick

by Raredog21-69 March 7, 2023