after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

send kalani after you

An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.

"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic

by Send Kah-Lahn-e after you February 20, 2017

Porn After-Guilt (PAG)

Feeling guilty after having an orgasm when watching porn.

P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"

P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes

by KanyesFavoriteSweater February 27, 2016

day after wednesday

Not Thursday

The greatest Long Island band ever

Theyll rock your world

by Greg Swirson January 14, 2003

After dinner mint

The lint balls trapped in a person's ass crack. More common if the person has a hairy ass crack.

Dude, I just cleaned out the shower drain and found a year's worth of after dinner mints.

by rjs13 March 09, 2016

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Penn State After Burner

When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.

While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner

by JRonca December 15, 2004