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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
mugGet the Jam Jarmug.

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers
player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mugGet the mustard jarmug.

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
mugGet the National Peanut Jar daymug.

Jar

Someone who is extremely annoying/fake, but also someone who tries to be involved in something where they are not welcome.
"Oh my god, stop being a jar. You're just being... a jar"
by Snooblay1999 April 4, 2017
mugGet the Jarmug.

Har Jar

(ADJECTIVE) A word to replace the cliche haha or lol. Can also be used to describe something, or someone funny!
*Someone cracks a joke* Har jar har jar

You are really har jar, you always make me laugh!!
by Bhavanda Be Cool February 9, 2012
mugGet the Har Jarmug.

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
mugGet the Dick in a jarmug.

jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina
jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )
by meelie February 20, 2023
mugGet the jam jarmug.

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