The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023
Get the Hurricane Handlesmug. Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020
Get the Handledmug. One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.
"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."
by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021
Get the to handlemug. My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.
by nao2357 February 21, 2021
Get the Can't Handle Itmug. 
Get the 《¤》Handling《¤》Peese《¤》Peese《¤》Because《¤》mug. by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015
Get the grabbing handlesmug.