jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Jarring

Chelsea and Grace.

Chelsea and Grace are so jarring.

by chjicken September 29, 2020

Jarness

A real word

Jarness worked well today

by Jarness man 101 February 14, 2021

Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.

The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

by PeeBen December 30, 2011

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

butter jar

A fat or overweight person.

Those women are just a couple of butter jars. They're just fat. Seriously love lose some weight.

by clubprice September 22, 2010