headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.

Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot

by Biofreezedog July 14, 2014

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs

by Conklol August 3, 2013

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010

Kwesi hair

Hair that is barely visible but still exists

John got a Kwesi haircut

by callmekwesi January 22, 2022

Gamer Hair

When the cum that you use to style your hair starts to crust and flake causing a blizzard of dried cum to fall from your hair

Dude i can see the cum flakes in your gamer hair

by KillTheJews19 March 15, 2020

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015