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February 1st

-Dude, do you know what day it is?!
-Who cares? It's February 1st!
-My guy, it's the national boy pussy appreciation day!!
by sexuniversity February 1, 2023
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March 1st

No fart day

I didn't make the rules
Joe: Hey man are doing March 1st?

Bob: What is Happening on March 1st?

Joe: No fart day is March 1st
Bob: oh yeah I am doing March 1st
by Gamergodxxxxxx February 25, 2021
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July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!
GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!
by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022
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March 1st

The day of BabyTxga. Only reals Gs was born on this day
Baby Txga was born on March 1st.
by BabyTxga March 1, 2022
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October 1st

Stranger 1: Why are you holding my hand
Stranger 2: it’s October 1st
by Snoopers October 1, 2023
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jaquantavius the 1st

januisha: my snake jonathan is cooler than your snake!

donuiqa: fym bitch jaquantavius the 1st on top always
by my big weiner October 5, 2022
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1st in class

Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.

Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017
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