Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.

"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"

by toeman30 January 20, 2021

Double O' 7

A surgical intern or resident who tends to kill patients.

1. "George O'Malley, more like Double O' 7!"
2. "I can't believe George messed up an appendectomy. Oh, there he is. Hey Double O' 7!"

by a beautiful potato November 28, 2019

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.

I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.

by AJJ304 October 29, 2008

Ohio Double Decker

When someone is taking a shit with a person reverse shitting between their legs. Then they make out

My boyfriend Alec and I had to do an Ohio Double Decker in our apartment. It was the closest we've ever been

by Grandmista September 21, 2022

double javody

like a javody, but with both legs instead of one.

caution: may cause vaginal bruising

Lets try the double javody tonight between the dining room and living room.

by krdncr January 19, 2011