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Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
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Southern Snowbunny

A term used to describe a white female raised in the southern United States that is openly or secretly sexually attracted to non-white men(I.e, men of color). They go against societal tradition and seek taboo. They want sexual intercourse with men outside their own race.
Elizabeth gives zero fucks about societal norms in her hometown of Jackson, MS. She only sleeps with dark skin guys and she was raised by two racist white people. What a southern snowbunny.
by D.Lang December 18, 2024
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Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.
by Check One Two January 2, 2025
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Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle
Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me
by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025
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Southpaw snowcone

One person holds their left hand in a cone shape while the partner(s) ejaculate into their hand. The person then adds either fruit flavored alcohol or snowcone syrup to their left hand and the drinks it.
Hey did you see kyle eat a southpaw snowcone at the party yesterday?
Whats that?
Come by later and ill show you, bring some orange vodka.
by Raven King January 17, 2025
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Michigan Snowsuit

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025
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Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.
by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025
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