lulule-mom

A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.

Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”

That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.

by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021

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Get the lulule-mommug.

your mom

a thing that i am doin

your mom

is a phase whitch i did yo mom in haaahahahahah loser.

by nyamete March 1, 2022

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Get the your mommug.

Ur mom gay

The best roast *ez dub*

Kid 1: ur ugly
Kid 2: ur mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

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Get the Ur mom gaymug.

the mom and dad

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.

Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

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Get the the mom and dadmug.

ur mom

this adjective is used as a diss, but can also be used as a verb as in you are actively doing someones mom. it can also be used with a word behind it like you fucked my mum.

them: fuck you
you: like I fucked your mom last night

by urmumisgae123 April 21, 2021

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