Double whammy

when you get robbed for your drugs and trap phone

bro took the food and the phone he did a double whammy

by YungHT May 4, 2021

selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.

Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

Double docking

An uncircumcised man pulls back his foreskin then docks with another uncircumcised man. The first man layers his foreskin over the the second mans dock and the act is complete.

I caught Robin and Jarvis Double Docking each other yesterday.

by Swassle sause July 7, 2021

Double standard

Something that helps one person or group out and not another.

The reptilian boy girl was always listenened to by others when she described who she did feel comfortable around and didn't feel comfortable around, yet nobody else was listened to as to whether they felt comfortable around her. People gave her a benefit of the doubt males wouldn't get because she was female, and she capitalized on it, she played them with it. It was a double standard feminists would never mention, since they don't mention any that don't make themselves look disadvantaged and good at the same time in the public eye.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021

Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing

Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself

by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023

Galveston Double Decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.

“There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker”

“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”

by HankFinkle January 18, 2024