Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

Nut-bag

A nut-bag is a fucking loser that can’t go a week without playing with there penis or watching porn

There are two examples: wow that guy over there is a nut-bag or you can say that guy over there is a Kenny

by Nut-bag November 22, 2021

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025