Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

Mr Mamduh

The GOAT teacher of all schools. Best chemistry teacher. Every student has chemistry with him ngl 😏

Yo! Hi Mr Mamduh. Your the Goat

by uncleness jee February 4, 2025

Mr. Stitchy

a super hot and sexy tall humanoid entity with orange eyes, that wears a teddy bear head as a mask

omg guys, look! It's Mr. Stitchy!

by anonymous October 30, 2023

Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact

“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”

by Belle Cat October 21, 2025

Mr Gibson

LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Most have an epic bald head which shimmers like a fucking diamond. Usually on the verge of breaking down bc of how cool he is. Has an army of loving students which will murder if smbd says something bad.

Josh: Bro, Mr Gibson is so annoying, he made us read this book, ughhhh
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!

by da_one8 November 18, 2022

mr dimitrov

Sexy ass motherfucker mr dimitrov is so cool he will slide into any married womans dms and find a way to get fucked up with them and show off his 2 millimeter defeater

Mr dimitrov slid into my moms dms one day i now have a stepbrother

by anonymous blushi viewer December 5, 2022

Mr. Funnyman

An individual, occasionally obnoxious, who puts on a comedic personality most moments of their day, often conforming with comedy trends to appear funnier and constantly funny to the people around them.

Kira is trying to be a Mr. Funnyman over there.

by Mr_Night78 December 17, 2023