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THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!!

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Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
by what name do i use? February 10, 2018
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Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess

What you say when any girl gets pissed off at you. It's an awesome catch-phrase, too. It's pretty much all purpose: you can say it at any time to any girl, and each reaction is different: but funny. Started by some elf named Link who for some reason could talk. Weird.
Girl: Hey, watch it you perv!
Guy: Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!
by Zimdohicky April 11, 2010
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oh you're approaching me?

POV: A japanese delinquient is approching and says he cant beat the shit of you without getting closer.
Dio: Oh you're approaching me?
Jotaro: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
by epic_gamer69_420 November 29, 2020
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Taking me the fuck out

When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.
This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.
by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022
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You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.
Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.
by jd.ojeda.7 May 19, 2017
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Fucked me into next week

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
by ducatigrrl September 1, 2011
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That post gave me cancer

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.
xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.
by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012
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