by tyler hoosted December 24, 2023

When you make the same mistake dating the same guy over and over again like you just don't know why it's not looks it's not penis size its not good sex but you keep going back thinking something has changed.
P1: girl I told you he's Mr mistake.
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

by augustpayne November 20, 2021

Mrs. Robinson: Hey Ben! What's up?
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.
You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.
You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
by mungbean toast December 7, 2022

by Tania <3 January 29, 2022

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007
