A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
by GabbaGee April 28, 2016
by realkawaiipineapple2145 October 06, 2022
Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 25, 2017
A fat person who believes they are better than everyone they meet and cry when their opinion is not liked. Also tends to be a discord mod and have many "discord kittens".
by WarzoneFiddler May 30, 2022
“Omg did you see Victorias order at Taco Bell?”
“Yea she got like 5 things and ate it all”
“That is SOOOO fat Jordyn”
“Yea she got like 5 things and ate it all”
“That is SOOOO fat Jordyn”
by fatjordyn the og April 27, 2024
Similar to a fat cap on a piece of meat a fat cap is someone in your life that adds flavor through lore build up within the relationship but ultimately needs to be cut off.
“I liked her a lot but honestly in the end she was just a fat cap that needed cut off”
“He was just around for the plot, overall tho he is a fat cap”
“He was just around for the plot, overall tho he is a fat cap”
by Pabalo escasbar January 02, 2025