Mom

Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks

Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house

Define 3: fathers no no toy

Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine

by That one kid I the corner December 2, 2019

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mom cringe

A mom or mother figure who continuously makes uncool jokes to make her seem less cool. As in trying to use slang but ends up looking like a uncool biach.

Daughter: Bye, love you mom!
Mom: *Struggles to make a heart with middle finger and pointer finger like a gen z being a millennial
Daughter: Mom you’re so cringe
Mom: *Flips daughter off
Daughter: It doesn’t even feel offensive when you flip me off because it’s coming from you
Daughter: This is the definition of “mom cringe”

by reesiespeecies June 2, 2024

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Ada mom

A woman living in Ada, Michigan who has a BMW SUV exclusively to drive her kids to soccer practice and to get “margs” with the girls

Liza is such an Ada mom, did you see her brand new BMW X3?

by Someone else 798 August 9, 2022

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your mom

a huge lady that gave birth to you

person 1: hey do you want to go get something?
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom

by getlost54321 September 13, 2022

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