fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!

by Oreodelight November 1, 2017

Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Fart licker

someone who is so fucking dumb that the probably lick their own farts

Eli you anal bead shaped target condom you are the biggest fart licker i have ever met

by Azwall July 18, 2022

Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021

clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈

clitoral fart orgasm go brrrrrrrr

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006