Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Bored as cunt

To be very fucking bored. The most bored you can be.... ever

This lockdown has made me bored as cunt

by Si Williams January 10, 2021

Cunt

Very proud when the word, CUNT, IS directed my way.

It let's you know that your intuition was spot on.

Helps you see someone who wants to shame you.
It reveals others.
Allows you to notice someone calling you out.

To me it is a RED FLAG- earning a laugh and hearty grateful sigh- you were right all along and weren't crazy.
Even more powerful, a mensa of 30+ years of knowledge and wisdom..

PERIOD- being tested. And surely they lose ha!

It is a compliment coming from someone who has no idea they clued you in on their intentions.

It is a completely wonderful act to put a smart woman on notice if her self worth offending them,, and makes them mad or insane.

Its a rite of passage.
A degree in- "not the one".

And kinda cute- nice try.

You are a CUNT.

by Slyater June 8, 2023

dummy thunder cunt

a dummy who’s thick and is a cunt

“you’re a dummy thunder cunt”

by mxsxto September 7, 2023

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

beanie cunt

A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.

Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.

by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014

cunt container

A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.

That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).

by colouryum October 19, 2015