A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.
"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."
"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"
"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"
by Lindley July 4, 2006
Get the Clever Fish Syndrome mug.Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.
In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.
See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(
Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)
In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.
See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(
Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)
Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.
by Very concerned girls!!!!! January 1, 2010
Get the The David Beckham Syndrome mug.Caused by the fat person's feelings that society looks down on them for being fat. Usually more common in females since they are typically more ostracized for being overweight.
Victims become obsessed with losing weight or (unfortunately, more commonly) just trying to make themselves appear less fat.
Diet pills, miracle weight loss programs, etc etc.
Talking about exersize/eating well, caring WAY too much about dressing nicely (even in casual situations).
Some try to be overly sexual, ie hugs to EVERYONE, tattoos (esp. tramp stamps), dressing like sluts, being strippers, talking about sexual things, overall trying to make themselves more sexy
Unfortunately, attempts are usually counterproductive. Trying to act slim only pisses people off and makes them notice obesity more.
Closely related to short people syndrome
Victims become obsessed with losing weight or (unfortunately, more commonly) just trying to make themselves appear less fat.
Diet pills, miracle weight loss programs, etc etc.
Talking about exersize/eating well, caring WAY too much about dressing nicely (even in casual situations).
Some try to be overly sexual, ie hugs to EVERYONE, tattoos (esp. tramp stamps), dressing like sluts, being strippers, talking about sexual things, overall trying to make themselves more sexy
Unfortunately, attempts are usually counterproductive. Trying to act slim only pisses people off and makes them notice obesity more.
Closely related to short people syndrome
Example 1
Jackie: OMG I went to the gym like ALL DAY. Right after I finished my Lean Cuisine and took all my diet pills, (blah blah blah trying to seem less fat)
Jessica: Shut the hell up bitch everyone knows you're fat
Example 2
(Jackie runs up to Mark and gives him a huge hug, from which he cowers away)
Jackie: OMG Mark wanna see my new tattoo?!?!?!?
Mark: thinking "dammit i gotta sit through this fat people syndrome again"
(Jackie turns around and pulls down her pants to reveal her FAT ASS CRACK and a slutty butterfly)
Jackie: OMG OMG like it?!?!?!?
Jackie: OMG I went to the gym like ALL DAY. Right after I finished my Lean Cuisine and took all my diet pills, (blah blah blah trying to seem less fat)
Jessica: Shut the hell up bitch everyone knows you're fat
Example 2
(Jackie runs up to Mark and gives him a huge hug, from which he cowers away)
Jackie: OMG Mark wanna see my new tattoo?!?!?!?
Mark: thinking "dammit i gotta sit through this fat people syndrome again"
(Jackie turns around and pulls down her pants to reveal her FAT ASS CRACK and a slutty butterfly)
Jackie: OMG OMG like it?!?!?!?
by Rastaroth May 14, 2009
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by michael joseph jackson September 1, 2013
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A very annoying and obnoxious syndrome. Short men come down with this when they realize they will always be the smallest adult in the family, group of friends or place of business.
They can also become violent against the wife and children, like a scene out of the movie The Shining.
A very annoying and obnoxious syndrome. Short men come down with this when they realize they will always be the smallest adult in the family, group of friends or place of business.
They can also become violent against the wife and children, like a scene out of the movie The Shining.
Dino likes to hire minorities so he can feel better about himself.
Dino treats his brother(who's tall) like an employee and they are partners. People say it's because of his short man syndrome.
Dino: aaaah ha Maddie(the secretary)is dumber than dumb!
Dino treats his brother(who's tall) like an employee and they are partners. People say it's because of his short man syndrome.
Dino: aaaah ha Maddie(the secretary)is dumber than dumb!
by Mamma Mia January 8, 2007
Get the short man syndrome mug.Johnny Depp is so freakin' cute, I would totally turn gay for him. I think I'll diagnose him with what I'll call, Johnny Depp Syndrom.
Man, Tim has Johnny Depp Syndrome....
Man, Tim has Johnny Depp Syndrome....
by Sigjap April 25, 2011
Get the Johnny Depp Syndrome mug.This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
by alisonv December 15, 2008
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