Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

Ur Mom

Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.

Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.

by Molly._._ November 1, 2019

Your mom

Ugly

Jonathan: “Guess who’s ugly”

Nathen: “Who?”

Jonathan: “Your mom”

by 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕 November 2, 2019

drumline mom

the kindest member of the drumline; protected at all costs
Jobs include:
-answering the same question 10 times
-reminding everyone to put on sunscreen

-carrying extra earplugs

“Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing?”

“Idk ask the drumline mom”

by Just me g November 3, 2019

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

Mom

a human who you have no choice but to live with for the next 18 years. She can make your life miserable and happy at the same time. She has full control and authority and you have no say in anything without permission. She also has the power to find your items in places that you've looked in at least 20 times in search for that item.

My mom is annoying

by uknowmebutudont August 19, 2025

Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.

The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM

by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025