CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.

The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

new wave 2

@fifty.bands sole creator.

The highness of sound. Spacious drum
Patterns, unique reversed vocal melodies looped in a way you can listen to it all day. Pure ambience. Pure sound. Pure waves.

“This beat just hits different. Its new wave.”

“Yeah, but its new wave 2”

by MandlVands June 8, 2023

New word i guess

sorry guys i was to lazy to make a new word

new word i guess

wanna learn a new word , nah im to lazy to learn new word i guess

by tdhdrgsrgsergs February 9, 2019

new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other

I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.

What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.

by Sp100 April 7, 2020