Fake Friend

A person who will use your trust after gaining it.
A person who you care about but they'll never show it back.
A person who puts on a fake act when around you.
A person who talks shit about you behind your back.

That fake friend used me to get closer to him!

by RoseWithThornes July 31, 2019

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex August 14, 2012

Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021

Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by anonymous August 22, 2021

best friend

Bella Coetzee. Truly an amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, humble, hard-working, generous, compassionate and just all round extraordinary girl. She’s what any girl would wish for in a best friend.

Girl :Hey did you see Bella?
Girl 2: yeah she’s my best friend

by Pandora 123 June 7, 2018

friend

Something you don't have

friend: Hey mike how many friends do you have?
Mike: None, just like the person reading this.

by Sickzer August 13, 2019

Best Friend

A person you like/love in all of your life they will be there for in the highs and lows, even when you get married.

Almost a best friend forever.

by helo i like to eat ur poo March 23, 2024