STICKY FINGER BANDIT

Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto

Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"

Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"

Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"

by Alpha Male OG 90s Baby October 14, 2023

Dirty Finger Dance

when the big booty broad you are dancing with raises her wide hips in the air and continues to wipe her dirty fingers all over the club floor while shakin her money maker.

you: "Did you see me out there with that big booty broad? Man, was she doing the dirty finger dance or what!?"
guy: "Ya, I prematured just watching."

by WET TV May 06, 2011

finger dittle

To finger bang; sexually stimulate a vagina or anus with the fingers.

Judge. Geyer is a fucking piece of shit who convicts innocent people and finger dittles little boys.

by Straight trippin' mofo March 10, 2018

3 Fingers Deep

When in a bowling league and your team uses 3 fingers to throw a bowling ball ur name is 3 Fingers Deep. Then an organization says u cant use it.

My team 3 Fingers Deep placed first in sweeps for our bowling league.

by Lethalwon April 20, 2023

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

Vinegar Fingers

A female who arrives back from the toilet quickly and has clearly not washed her hands

You were quick, have you washed your hands? Smells like you have vinegar fingers!

by davjoe June 09, 2022

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots January 22, 2016